when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:
- yes babe
- you’re cute
- of course i will bring you snacks
- my dick is 3 feet long
- you’re always right babe i’m sorry
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.